Resolutions

[OBI WAN]

New Year Resolutions
That You Might Actually Be Able to Keep


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I promise not to use Prune Juice for his Pancake syrup on Football Sunday.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I resolve never to tell my husband "I told you so" for the first three days of the new year.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I resolve never to embarrass my husband by wearing "cheap" jewelry and clothes.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I resolve never to work in the kitchen so I can look my best when he comes home.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I shall not laugh (out loud) at all the "how great it was fishing / hunting stories" this coming season.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I vow not to "play in his garage" whenever he offers to help "whip up something for supper."


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I resolve never to take the dog for a walk because he is a man's best friend.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I resolve never to give the cats a bath because my hubby needs to be scratched.


http://mrsmegabyte.tripod.com/bulletbgr.gif I shall not repeat (more than twice) "I told you so" when he trips over his untied shoe laces.

[OBI WAN]

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less. Makes you think.

4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.

7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.

8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine.

9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.

10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

11. Not have eight children at once.

12. Get in a whole NEW rut!

13. Start being superstitious.

14. Personal goal: bring back disco.

15. Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura.

16. Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings.

17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.

20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

22. Not eat cloned meat.

23. Create loose ends.

24. Get more toys.

25. Get further in debt.

26. Not believe politicians.

27. Break at least one traffic law.

28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.

29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.

30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

31. Stay off the MIR space station.

32. Not worry that the Y2K bug will cause the end of the world.

33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.

34. Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

35. Associate with even worse business clients.

36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

37. Wait around for opportunity.

38. Focus on the faults of others.

39. Mope about my faults.

40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[firehawkclone]

i resolve to get off the mountain road's,and on to the track!

[Kale]

I Resolve to be more participative on this site with feed back and posts.
To put that 283 in my s10 wheather i go broke or not.
(your only having fun when you're in debt)
Stop being my jack *** of a self to others. - I don't care what you percieve me as.

[XxInFaxX]

Stop being my jack *** of a self to others. - I don't care what you percieve me as.
where is the fun in that?!?

[OBI WAN]

where is the fun in that?!?
OH YOU SHOULDNT HAVE opened that one up by the looks of that Avatar!!!

[Krazny]

Heh
Mine are to lose weight, get a decent summer job (I hate college. . .), and to get out of the books long enough to enjoy the whole college experience. . . (Meaning to get drunk and laid more often. . . )

[XxInFaxX]

oh john, i know...im an *** to all...you all know you love my ***! (the right one!) and if you want more...i got em! FULL SIZE! lol

[Kale]

Yer Right XXinfaXX, Why should i stop. It didn't last but a day regardless.

[XxInFaxX]

thats what i like to hear...no reason to change yourself to be nicer!