Help I gotta***!

[OBI WAN]

I have a serious problem here, I must pee!! Doesnt sound all to difficult does it??
Well sitting in the house all morning do things here and surfing the net all I saw was sunshine outside. Well just had to run out to the bank and did some cleanup of snow around the house. DAM its 3 degrees outside and by **** and ***** went into a serious case of hiding int he warmth! I gotta go and they said screw you its too cold out there!@!!!!

Usually this is normal for use. But were about 20 inches of snow behind and also the temps have been well above normal, like we made 60 2 weeks ago in January??? Well it got here in a BIG BANG, its cold out and its snowing!! I still gotta pee and cant!

[LEADFOOT]

Go jump in a warm shower.

[T Man]

now why in the **** do you think anyone here wanted to know that?

[Supercharged-ZQ8]

So much for that HUMMER you're always talking about!

Oh, no. . . Let me guess. . . More hallway sex?

Mwahahaha!

[OBI WAN]

So much for that HUMMER you're always talking about!

Oh, no. . . Let me guess. . . More hallway sex?

Mwahahaha!

Nah dont need the hallway sex right now. Ever here the old saying go f*ck yourself, dam its happening!!

[LEADFOOT]

Ever here the old saying go f*ck yourself, dam its happening!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZR1-S10]

Ok, weather it's with yourself or with a woman we don't want to see Yoda geting some!

[Mike 92S10]

Yoda gets horny too. And I bet the force can do some strange things.

[firehawkclone]

Im scared for life!LOL

[Maximus]

Think warm warm thoughts.Listen to the water pooring down a river.It is so calming and JUST LET IT GO!!!LMAO

[OBI WAN]

Oh it'll be awhile before they surface now, just got home from Friday nite shopping etc and its a whole -12 out!!!!!!! My voice it now starting to rise in octive which means something is UP??

[Supercharged-ZQ8]

Oh it'll be awhile before they surface now, just got home from Friday nite shopping etc and its a whole -12 out!!!!!!! My voice it now starting to rise in octive which means something is UP??
Whatever you say, Squeaky!

[DROPPEDGMC]

:lol:, i'll bring you home a little japenese girl, she'll get it out of ya:lol:

[OBI WAN]

Cure was found last nite after a hearty dinner , its called gas!! Blow the bastard right outta there it did!!

[Mike 92S10]

Your making me want to go also. :williamte :williamte



AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[blazen]

you know you guys are pretty weird. I'm not saying its a bad thing. but your still weird.

[OBI WAN]

Its all in fun and someday you'll understand it more once you reach middle age. Humor is taken different at this rip old age!!!

[LayItLowS10]

When I read the title, i thought this old man was having a hard time either p!$$!ng or $h!tt!ng

[T Man]

or gettin it up!!!

[Mike 92S10]

you know you guys are pretty weird. I'm not saying its a bad thing. but your still weird.

I've always been told my humor is slightly warped. I love to embarrass my kids with sick jokes. :D :D :D :D

[OBI WAN]

or gettin it up!!!

OH it got up, just in the wrong spot, HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, in this heat wave were having it would be difficult to do it making angles in the snow!!

[blazen]

I've always been told my humor is slightly warped. I love to embarrass my kids with sick jokes. :D :D :D :D

yeah i know how that is I have a pretty weird dad. for some reason you dads like to tell embarising stories of when we were kids.

[OBI WAN]

OH what I put my son through isnt funny to him. I point out all the hot chicks when there looking at him and say go chase boy, go chase!! The girls laugh and he gets all red faced, shut up dad I saw it!!

[XxInFaxX]

john, hes like a dog. teach him to fetch for your sake, not his!!!!!!!!!!!