Anyone from Kansas knows this is true

[T Man]

Jeff Foxworthy on Kansas

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because it's the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Kansas.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Kansas.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Kansas.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kansas

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation withs someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kansas.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN:

1. "Vacation" means going east or west on I-70 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
14. Down South to you means Oklahoma.
15. A brat is something you eat.
16. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
17. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday. .
19. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

[ZR1-S10]

Yes that stuff is ture.

[OBI WAN]

Cant say, never been there and more apply to this upstate NY region than Kansas!

[ZR1-S10]

Yeah, most of the ones about snow belong to NY not KS.

[inprogress10]

you think potholes are bad in kansas? you need to come down to "ourkansas"

[OBI WAN]

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Kansas.

My son and all his friends do this all winter!!

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kansas

We have the only place in the world with a church on a 4 corner area with churches of different denominations. Another corner down the road has a bar with different names, but that isnt in the records books. We also have 14 denominations of churches here, the birthplace of the Mormon religion and actually more bars than churches!!
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because it's the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Kansas.

Aint the coldest, but I bet colder than Kansas, but do make the news about this many times for snow events!!

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once

Both my sisters


4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

God I dont know how many times this has actually happened, but it does. 80 to 30 in one day has happened quite a few times.


5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

Just finished watching this , this part weekend!!


9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

YUP


10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

Yup


11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.


Most definitely!!

[PitchBlackBlzr]

My father was stationed at Ft. Riley and i even went to middle school and High school there..Junction City(what a crap hole) and every word is true, with one added note.
If you can cook a steak on your bumper during the day and use your trunk as a cooler at night you might live in Kansas!

[T Man]

bump

[Bozup]

yeah arkansas roads are pretty ****ty!
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kansas----my town has more bars than churchs so this isnt true!

[offroadfirstgen]

Jeff Foxworthy on Kansas

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If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Kansas.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN:

2. You measure distance in hours.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

how about plowing snow with the AC on

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. your house and garage are both unlocked
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
14. Down South to you means toronto
15. A brat is something you eat.
16. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
19. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."


how about northern ontario

[Mikz86TA]

Thats funny I dont car who ya r

[csl2006]

You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.

You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.

You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.

You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.

You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.

There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.

The local gas station sells live bait.

Your radio buttons are preset buttons are country.

Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.

Down south to you means Arkansas (http://www.legendsofamerica.com/AR-Mainpage.html).
You know if another Missourian is from eastern, middle or western Missouri (http://www.legendsofamerica.com/MO-Mainpage.html) as soon as they open their mouth.
You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.
Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip."
You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold or heat in the same month.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You know what and where "Party Cove" is.

You think Missouri (http://www.legendsofamerica.com/MO-Mainpage.html) is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.
You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car and know that everyone else should.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find 105 degrees F "a little warm".
You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.


they is all true bout kansas's sister state MO :(

[csl2006]

haha

You think that deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find 105 degrees F "a little warm".

amen

[DMP]

I have an ex that lives in Kansas. I stayed there for some time years ago. I guess I wasnt there long enough to know these things. Only thing I can add is....."im taking a lap"....which means to take a drive around town. They like biscuits and gravy and going to auctions.

[csl2006]

our lap in my home down is about 600feet long.