T Man
11-03-04, 01:59 PM
I dont know about y'all, but I sure am glad this election is over. I almost stoped caring who would win, I was just ready for the smear campaigns to be over. Does it piss anyone else off that they talk about **** that happined in the 70's? Tell me how you feel about the issues today. Ok so you wernt a hero in the war. Ok so you have 3 purple hearts, did you step on a splinter? I think that the issues should be more important than histories. I dont remember seeing one commercial that delt with the issues alone, it was always touch on how the opponent views theissue, then make fun of his past. "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" hmm ring a bell anyone? We all did stupid **** when we were younger, that is what being young is all about. There is plenty of time to be mature when we are older, college is a time to cut loose. It is 4 years you are never gonna have again, ever no matter how hard you try. When i am president here is my platform"
I just wanted to say that when I am president, there will be some changes.
#1 No more hyphenated americans
#2 Fair treatment for all, special rights to no one
#3 No reparations, you didnt suffer the tragedy of slavery. If you yourself did, and have proof (like being 160 years old)then I will pay you out of pocket
#4 If you use your celebrity to take a personal, public stand on issues that you have no qualification to be judging, you will be sent to France to live with all of the rest of those frog eating pussies. (im not gonna say who, but i will give you a hint. It starts with S and ends with ean Penn. it also starts with B and ends with arbra Streisand.)
#5 America kicks ***, if you dont like it move to Mexico, then you will be alowed to
#6 We can do it best. No outsourcing, we are the strongest nation in the world, we came from dedicated hard workers.
#7 You sucker punch us, get ready for the *** whoopin of your lifetime, if you dont like it, dont mess with us.
#8 Stricter punishment for white collar criminals. Enron chiefs go to federal pound me in the *** prisons too.
#9 Tax cuts for the blue collar man, white collar fellas will be more than able to make up the difference. If tommy hilfiger can afford a ferrari enzo, and I cant even afford a used truck. something is wrong there.
#10 Insurance-you pay all year and if you dont wreck, you get it back and start the next year
#11 No taxes for military personell arent they paying enough already?
#12 Breaks in salary caps in profesisonal sports are punished by loss of chance for playoffs (damn yankees)
#13 Teachers are carefully scrutinized before being put in the classroom. What they say has a lot of effect on our children
#14 Religion will be a mute topic as far a governmnet goes. If it says it in the pledge of allegence then it goes. if you dont like it go back to afghanistan
#15 The pledge of allegence WILL be said in classrooms at the beginning of the day. It is time we restore our American pride
#16 Child molesters have their dicks cut off. nuff' said
#17 Drinking age back to 18, if you are responsible enough to fight for your country and elect a leader, you are certanly responsible enough to get S**t Faced
#18 If you own a ford truck, you are immediately sent to alaska, no questions asked
#19 Gas goes back down to 25 cents a gallon, (i dont care whos *** we have to kick to get that one to happen)
#20 3 strike penalty with foreign countries, get out of line 3 times and we come in and straighen things out
#21 The nuke will come back
#22 All non-duche S 10 owners (and we all know one or two, if you dont, it is you) will get cheap insurance and reserved parking spaces
#23 Walmart will be forced to lower its prices between the hours of 10pm and 7 am (for my random 1 o'clock in the morning shopping sprees)
#24 The camaro and chevelle WILL come back with 500 hp 427 motor options
And finally........................................... ........................................
#25 The S 10 will come back...... with 500 hp 427 motor options
Taking applications for Vice President
VOTE TOMMY IN 20.. SOMETHING!!!!!
I hate politics, isnt about what matters anymore, it is all about your history.
Sorry, I am just fed up with all of this crap and wanted to voice my opinion.
I just wanted to say that when I am president, there will be some changes.
#1 No more hyphenated americans
#2 Fair treatment for all, special rights to no one
#3 No reparations, you didnt suffer the tragedy of slavery. If you yourself did, and have proof (like being 160 years old)then I will pay you out of pocket
#4 If you use your celebrity to take a personal, public stand on issues that you have no qualification to be judging, you will be sent to France to live with all of the rest of those frog eating pussies. (im not gonna say who, but i will give you a hint. It starts with S and ends with ean Penn. it also starts with B and ends with arbra Streisand.)
#5 America kicks ***, if you dont like it move to Mexico, then you will be alowed to
#6 We can do it best. No outsourcing, we are the strongest nation in the world, we came from dedicated hard workers.
#7 You sucker punch us, get ready for the *** whoopin of your lifetime, if you dont like it, dont mess with us.
#8 Stricter punishment for white collar criminals. Enron chiefs go to federal pound me in the *** prisons too.
#9 Tax cuts for the blue collar man, white collar fellas will be more than able to make up the difference. If tommy hilfiger can afford a ferrari enzo, and I cant even afford a used truck. something is wrong there.
#10 Insurance-you pay all year and if you dont wreck, you get it back and start the next year
#11 No taxes for military personell arent they paying enough already?
#12 Breaks in salary caps in profesisonal sports are punished by loss of chance for playoffs (damn yankees)
#13 Teachers are carefully scrutinized before being put in the classroom. What they say has a lot of effect on our children
#14 Religion will be a mute topic as far a governmnet goes. If it says it in the pledge of allegence then it goes. if you dont like it go back to afghanistan
#15 The pledge of allegence WILL be said in classrooms at the beginning of the day. It is time we restore our American pride
#16 Child molesters have their dicks cut off. nuff' said
#17 Drinking age back to 18, if you are responsible enough to fight for your country and elect a leader, you are certanly responsible enough to get S**t Faced
#18 If you own a ford truck, you are immediately sent to alaska, no questions asked
#19 Gas goes back down to 25 cents a gallon, (i dont care whos *** we have to kick to get that one to happen)
#20 3 strike penalty with foreign countries, get out of line 3 times and we come in and straighen things out
#21 The nuke will come back
#22 All non-duche S 10 owners (and we all know one or two, if you dont, it is you) will get cheap insurance and reserved parking spaces
#23 Walmart will be forced to lower its prices between the hours of 10pm and 7 am (for my random 1 o'clock in the morning shopping sprees)
#24 The camaro and chevelle WILL come back with 500 hp 427 motor options
And finally........................................... ........................................
#25 The S 10 will come back...... with 500 hp 427 motor options
Taking applications for Vice President
VOTE TOMMY IN 20.. SOMETHING!!!!!
I hate politics, isnt about what matters anymore, it is all about your history.
Sorry, I am just fed up with all of this crap and wanted to voice my opinion.