got bored this evening...

[extreme gmc]

and i live 50 miles from chi town ( i live in northwest indiana, bout 20 miles form gary) and it is the middle of pothole season and i just upgrded my front suspension. so i decide to go test it out on some of the worst roads in the midwest. i would not wish that on redvoy himself!!!! first i get there, then i procede to get lost. then i procede to travel half way to ohare on the northwest side. being a man i refuse to admit i am lost, even though i am by myself. finally after about an hour of driving i stop and ask for directions to the south side ( to get me close to the state line). i pullinto a gas station and ask a pretty looking young lady abot my age, early 20s. next thing i know she is flirting with me and i begin to think i am hot stuff. then i realize that she is a street walker and i am about to become a "john". i couldnt help but start laughing at the situation. she starts cussing my out in some foriegn language (i am pretty sure it was portugese because i recognized the phrase "foo-doo-say"). i turn around to get in my truck and i see a big burly guy walking my way, FAST (pimp?) i get in my truck and procede to leave about a 100 foot skid mark out of the gas station and onto the street. i end up following interstate signs to get me back to the state line and i did not let off the gas until i recognized where i was (broadway in gary). i must of been doing 90 in heavy traffic. to make a long story short i did find out my suspension just about any bump that is thrown at it.

[OBI WAN]

and i live 50 miles from chi town ( i live in northwest indiana, bout 20 miles form gary) and it is the middle of pothole season and i just upgrded my front suspension. so i decide to go test it out on some of the worst roads in the midwest. i would not wish that on redvoy himself!!!! first i get there, then i procede to get lost. then i procede to travel half way to ohare on the northwest side. being a man i refuse to admit i am lost, even though i am by myself. finally after about an hour of driving i stop and ask for directions to the south side ( to get me close to the state line). i pullinto a gas station and ask a pretty looking young lady abot my age, early 20s. next thing i know she is flirting with me and i begin to think i am hot stuff. then i realize that she is a street walker and i am about to become a "john". i couldnt help but start laughing at the situation. she starts cussing my out in some foriegn language (i am pretty sure it was portugese because i recognized the phrase "foo-doo-say"). i turn around to get in my truck and i see a big burly guy walking my way, FAST (pimp?) i get in my truck and procede to leave about a 100 foot skid mark out of the gas station and onto the street. i end up following interstate signs to get me back to the state line and i did not let off the gas until i recognized where i was (broadway in gary). i must of been doing 90 in heavy traffic. to make a long story short i did find out my suspension just about any bump that is thrown at it.

The things we do when were bored, AMAZING at times!!!

[extreme gmc]

yes they are

[PitchBlackBlzr]

that should be in the SICGMTRUCKS HOUSE FORUM of our site magazine...true stories about portugese hookers and thier Kurdish pimps...LMAO!

[bvr775]

you asked for directions? I would have just stayed losted. all roads lead somewhere.

[LEADFOOT]

Dude thats sucks, but the way you wrote it, it was pretty funny. I got lost in alabama one time, where there is nothing around.

[Mike 92S10]

Sounds like fun to me. Where I live you couldn't get lost if you tried. Definitely small town.

[XxInFaxX]

you asked for directions? I would have just stayed losted. all roads lead somewhere.


he just isnt a man! directions? HAH!

[04FULLSIZE]

any story that involves a hooker is a good one........hmmmm on second thought maybe not.