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PitchBlackBlzr
02-12-05, 09:53 PM
A guy I work with told me this story when I was over at his house playing cards. One night him and his wife went bowling, had a 15 year old babysitter there in thier tri-level house to watch thier 2 kids. The babysitter was in the bottom part of the house watching tv for about an hour after putting the kids to bed, she got up to go check on them and this clown was sitting in a chair in the corner, she of course thought nothing of it but that it was a little creepy, so she goes up to the main floor level to use the phone and calls the wife. The babysitter says she doesnt mean to bother her then asks the wife if it is ok if she moves the clown to the closet because its just kinda creepin her out, the wife goes quiet for a second and then says" grab the kids call 9-1-1 and get the hell out of the house" of course this freaks her out so she does this in a hurry. Come to find out, the clown, was a neighbor who was, how you say, touched or disturbed, and has tried to get into thier house on 3 other occasions and they have had thier locks changed 2 times as well.
personally i would have wet my huggies and then after collecting my bearings that would have been one dead "clown".

LEADFOOT
02-12-05, 10:00 PM
Damn dude, thats kinda freaky.

DROPPEDGMC
02-12-05, 10:46 PM
i'd be whippin some ass.....

blazen
02-12-05, 11:29 PM
that would freak me out never mind a 15 year old girl.

importmaster1300
02-12-05, 11:34 PM
Fu(kin Klowns!!!!

Krazny
02-13-05, 12:07 AM
If I dont recognize it in my place, I shoot it first, and ask questions later.

white00s10
02-13-05, 12:49 AM
thumbs up for pistol whipping a clown

edit: i would seriously *#^$ that clown up hardcore

04FULLSIZE
02-13-05, 03:36 AM
its stories like this that make me kinda wish i owned a gun...i hate clowns...you ever seen IT?

DROPPEDGMC
02-13-05, 06:57 AM
im getting my concealed pistol licence:D

XxInFaxX
02-13-05, 08:14 AM
man, Bozo would have been dead!

Mike 92S10
02-13-05, 08:33 AM
That's why a keep a loaded Colt 1911 in my house

T Man
02-13-05, 01:54 PM
The only red on that clowns nose would be from the Full choke 00 Buckshot Hole. No one comes into my house with out my permission

inprogress10
02-14-05, 01:21 AM
(turns to look in corner) whew no clowns there, but there is a brown recluse spider. damn i hate spiders and clowns too.

Maximus
02-14-05, 02:52 AM
:eek2:
Man that sends shivers up my spine.I focking hate clowns.They creep the **** out of me.Im a big ol boy and aint scared of much but clowns have always wigged me out.I see a clown in my house im gonna shoot first and ask questions later.If no gun is within reach im picking up the closest thing to me and beat the hell out of it.

extreme gmc
02-14-05, 05:32 PM
If no gun is within reach im picking up the closest thing to me and beat the hell out of it.[/left]
i can get you a 20 lbs diesel piston and con rod from a locomotive. hwo is that for heave and blunt?
btw, the cylinder that it came out of had a displacement of 582 cubic inches.