Terrorism Alert in France

[04FULLSIZE]

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The raise was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. :D

[DROPPEDGMC]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Supercharged-ZQ8]

Rotflmfao!

[Krazny]

:lol:
Niice

[T Man]

Did you know that if you go to Google, type in "French Military Victories" and hit "im feeling lucky" your results will come back as. Im sorry but nothing could be found, did you mean french military defeats? Honestly, go try it.

[OBI WAN]

Did you know that if you go to Google, type in "French Military Victories" and hit "im feeling lucky" your results will come back as. Im sorry but nothing could be found, did you mean french military defeats? Honestly, go try it.


Correct you are!!!! FLMAO

[Maximus]

:cry-baby: <---French military in training

:giveup:<---French military in actuall combat

:usa:<------who the French call when their ass is in trouble

[T Man]

:cry-baby: <---French military in training

:giveup:<---French military in actuall combat

:usa:<------who the French call when their ass is in trouble


Nice


(I got the quote thing right this time!)

[20Xtreme02]

FLMAO! That's about the funniest thing I've seen on this site. Way to go Fullsize.

[XxInFaxX]

wohoo! GO FRENCHIES!

[importmaster1300]

ROTFLMFAO!! OH thats some funny ****!

[Krazny]

French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

[Maximus]

I would laugh at it because it's a joke but it's so so true.The French will always hate the United States for one reason and one reason only....JEALOUSY!!They can not stand the fact that we are the one and only true super power and that the world basicly revolves around us not them.They have no power and the only power they do have is a vote on the UN security council to veto.Which they use on almost everything we bring in front of the security council.And they hold that over our heads because it's all they have.I say piss on the French,they can keep their damn wine and their hairy armpit women.

[Mike 92S10]

Now that's one serious joke. Eveyone hates the U.S. That is until their ass needs saving.

[inprogress10]

that joke totally ruled. as homer simpson would say "its funny cuz its true"