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extreme gmc
03-03-05, 07:05 PM
A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final
plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win
$1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket
only the $32,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build
its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?
Is it A) the condor; B) the buzzard; C) the cuckoo; or D)the vulture?"

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly
on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience
Poll Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the
woman had hoped against hope that she would not have to use it. Mainly because the only friend that she knew would be home happened to be a blonde.

But the contestant had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her
the question and the four choices. The blonde responded
unhesitatingly:

"That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo."

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She
considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one
that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a
blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. On the other hand
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the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the
contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer,"
said Regis. Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The
cuckoo."



"Is that your final answer?"
asked Regis. "Yes, that is my final answer."



Two minutes later, Regis said, "I
regret to inform you that that answer is... absolutely
correct. You are now a millionaire!"

Three days later, the contestant
hosted a party for her family and friends - including the
blonde who had helped her win the million dollars.

"Jenny, I just do not know how to
thank you," said the contestant. "Because of your
knowing the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. And do you want to
know something? It was the assuredness
with which you answered the question that convinced me to go with your choice. By the way...how did you happen to know the right answer?"

"Oh, come on," said the blonde.
"Everyone knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks!"

Krazny
03-03-05, 08:18 PM
Roflmao!

PitchBlackBlzr
03-03-05, 08:26 PM
Hahahahaha!

DROPPEDGMC
03-04-05, 10:30 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

XxInFaxX
03-04-05, 02:09 PM
haha. good one!

JROD©™®
03-04-05, 02:17 PM
lol...i like...