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OBI WAN
03-04-05, 12:30 PM
Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light..

JROD©™®
03-04-05, 12:54 PM
thats pretty damn good Jedi Master...i like it.

i got something you might like. you may already be aware of this...but its still good R2D2 (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005091542,00.html)

Supercharged-ZQ8
03-04-05, 12:57 PM
thats pretty damn good Jedi Master...i like it.

i got something you might like. you may already be aware of this...but its still good R2D2 (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005091542,00.html)
That's too much!

XxInFaxX
03-04-05, 02:05 PM
haha. go wee man!

ZR1-S10
03-04-05, 02:50 PM
Well, my Jedi robe is camo and I use R2 to light the grill. Other then that I'd say no.

OBI WAN
03-04-05, 02:59 PM
Was making my rounds on some of the stars wars web network and saw that article and that kinda spurred these jokes!

JROD©™®
03-04-05, 03:11 PM
your kinda like eric from "that 70's show" huh? i have a ton of episode one figures...we would eat at taco bell and kfc when episode I came out and i have all those toys that came with the meals...its madness...

*waves hand, you don't need to see my id...

Supercharged-ZQ8
03-04-05, 03:27 PM
I've got almost all of the Vintage stuff (Episodes IV, V, and VI). . . Much more of that than Godzilla stuff. . .

"May the Force be with ya'll!"

JROD©™®
03-04-05, 05:57 PM
oh yeah...well i got a Salacious Crumb in mint condition...whatcha think about that...or do you even know who that is...how bout you Jedi Master...

extreme gmc
03-04-05, 06:40 PM
if i know who he is then i am 100% sure that s/c and the master know...

Supercharged-ZQ8
03-04-05, 06:44 PM
oh yeah...well i got a Salacious Crumb in mint condition...whatcha think about that...or do you even know who that is...how bout you Jedi Master...
Salacious Crumb? Of course I know who that is. . . The little goofy guy that never says an understandable syllable -- the little Muppet-looking dude that sits on the edge of Jabba's throne.

Mint, huh? What scale? You mean the one that came with the Jabba set? Or a larger scale?