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03-07-05, 01:17 PM
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an
operation because her vagina lips are much too
large.She asks the doctor to keep the operation
a secret as she's embarassed and doesn't want
anyone to find out.The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three
roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and
says,"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone
about my operation!"
"Don't worry,"he says,"I didn't tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because
you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted
me with the operation,and she had the operation
done herself.
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the Doctor, "that rose is from a
guy upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
operation because her vagina lips are much too
large.She asks the doctor to keep the operation
a secret as she's embarassed and doesn't want
anyone to find out.The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three
roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and
says,"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone
about my operation!"
"Don't worry,"he says,"I didn't tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because
you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted
me with the operation,and she had the operation
done herself.
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the Doctor, "that rose is from a
guy upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"