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03-10-05, 09:34 PM
I little boy runs into the bathroom, where his mom is taking a shower, because he has to pee. He looks at his mom, nude, with body hair, and says, Mommo, whats that black patch? She says, Thats my....er........SPONGE!!!
Little boy leaves. He comes back 10 minutes later , having to pee really bad. He looks up, and mommy has shaved. He says, Mommy...where is your sponge?
Confused, she laughs and says, I dont know...I lost it! The little boy says, OK mommy, I will help you find it!...He walks off.
Later at dinner, everyone is eating, Mom and Dad are talking, when the little Boy yelled, " Mommy! I found your sponge earlier!!!"
The mother says, That s nice, honey, where was it??
Little boy says, " The lady next door has it, and she was washing daddys face with it!!!"
Little boy leaves. He comes back 10 minutes later , having to pee really bad. He looks up, and mommy has shaved. He says, Mommy...where is your sponge?
Confused, she laughs and says, I dont know...I lost it! The little boy says, OK mommy, I will help you find it!...He walks off.
Later at dinner, everyone is eating, Mom and Dad are talking, when the little Boy yelled, " Mommy! I found your sponge earlier!!!"
The mother says, That s nice, honey, where was it??
Little boy says, " The lady next door has it, and she was washing daddys face with it!!!"