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lowriderbowtie
03-12-05, 09:46 AM
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Slammed Chevy truck and no cops in sight,
"I will try, I will try, with this small honda engine,
To beat this bad Chevy, with its 4.3 Revvin",
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The S-10's tires erupt in clouds of smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that Bowtie gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep this four-banger straining,
In no time at all, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And all my stickers go flying, Now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, blame a sticking wastegate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The Chevy backs off just to give me a holler,
“You can’t win them all,” he says in a fling,
“You may not win any,” in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow..it'll be a better night.”

blazen
03-12-05, 07:28 PM
oh i gotta show this to all my rice burner friends. nice very nice

PitchBlackBlzr
03-12-05, 07:47 PM
how funny is that!