I Own Tman!!!!!

[XxInFaxX]

well, actually i just have a few more posts then him. lol



anyways. i'm #1



BOO YAH!

[OBI WAN]

Whore!!

[XxInFaxX]

why thank you :)

[OBI WAN]

OK PEOPLES want to make wagers??

Fax has no AIM, so how many posts will he have at the end of the week?

[XxInFaxX]

hey, i have aim at home, and during days i cant be online...so its really only 16 more hours for me at work this week that i can be online. lol



couple hundred is my guess. LOL!

[OBI WAN]

For someone that wasnt on boards before I know of, you really took to it didnt you?

[XxInFaxX]

i was an IRC server admin before i whored the boards. lol

[OBI WAN]

Ah pre practice!

[XxInFaxX]

yeah. so i guess you could always say ive been some sort of a whore!

[blazen]

you better keep posting cause tman aint far behind. and i'm guessing he's not gonna like this. i also have the feeling that were gonna have another post whoreing thread.

i cant belive i made it to #8 on the list and workin my way up

[OBI WAN]

Your a Whore in training Blazen!

[XxInFaxX]

lol. i know he wont like it. ah well, i dont care if im #1 or #80 i just wanted to get Tommys goat

[JROD©™®]

hi...

[XxInFaxX]

hi...



+1 for you! lol

[blazen]

Your a Whore in training Blazen!
i call it practice

[blazen]

hi...
whats up

[OBI WAN]

1000 and your and offical WHORE

[OBI WAN]

But from what Ive ever seen, JROD is KING of the WHORES!!

[blazen]

1000 and your and offical WHORE
at the rate i've been going a week or 2 and i'll be there

[blazen]

But from what Ive ever seen, JROD is KING of the WHORES!!

jrod is a whore but he came in late so he's got alittle catching up to do

[XxInFaxX]

run forest, runnnnnnnnn!

[blazen]

life is like a box of chocolates sometimes its sweet some time all you get is nuts

[XxInFaxX]

you give the sweet ones away, dont you blazen?

[blazen]

no they just run away

[blazen]

which sucks because i hate nuts

[OBI WAN]

Nope, aint gonna go there!!

[blazen]

Nope, aint gonna go there!!
good dont

[XxInFaxX]

well, i will then!

[XxInFaxX]

cuz i love nuts...well, my nuts...without them, i'd cry and proabally bleed for 1 out of every 4 weeks!

[JROD©™®]

life is like a box of whores...i mean...sup blazen!!!!!!

[XxInFaxX]

life is like a box of whores...i mean...sup blazen!!!!!!


can i buy them at the local grocery store?

[blazen]

i've noticed lately we get into some weird conversations

[blazen]

can i buy them at the local grocery store?
only the ones with the street light near the corner and the chicks standing out side. becarefull for the one with nuts

[JROD©™®]

that we do...first its about i own tman...then its run forrest run....then its box of chocolates, box of nuts or something...box of whores...then realizing how weird we all are...

yes they are available at the Ho-Cery Store...

[XxInFaxX]

damn, i was hoping to get them like i can a box of trojans, multiple sizes, lubed, flavors and hopefully my choice of STD or NON

[blazen]

damn, i was hoping to get them like i can a box of trojans, multiple sizes, lubed, flavors and hopefully my choice of STD or NON
stay away from the herpes ones they taste gross, so i'm told

[XxInFaxX]

yeah, wouldnt touch that!


i personally prefer the ghonna-siffa-herpa-crabs! best flavor ever!

[OBI WAN]

Oh I take it we are BORED!


























Or is it, SOMETIMES I FEEL MY NUTS, SOMETIMES I DONT!

[blazen]

its all about the butter fingers

[XxInFaxX]

both? cuz im definately bored. im chewing the **** out of this pen and i havent had a smoke today! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[blazen]

dont you know smokeing is bad for you

[XxInFaxX]

dont you know smokeing is bad for you


thank you mom! the surgens general never wanred me about that! :)

[blazen]

you gotta start reading the newspaper they have been bad for 20 years now. you should have lived in the 70's they were good for you back then

[XxInFaxX]

damn, 4 years too young! stoopid 84!

[blazen]

it should be alright if you drink though. i have heard all kinds of good stuff about drinkin i lowers your risk of heart problems

[XxInFaxX]

it should be alright if you drink though. i have heard all kinds of good stuff about drinkin i lowers your risk of heart problems


ha, and raises your chance of liver failure?

[blazen]

miner details dont worry about those

[JROD©™®]

you guys are crazy!!!!!!!!!!! two in the pink..one in the......

[XxInFaxX]

ya know, through drunken conversations at the bar i was shocked at how many liked THE SHOCKER!


or the equivalent :)

[extreme gmc]

the liver is evil it must be punished

[extreme gmc]

jrod is a little less than a hundred behind me so i gotta make sure he stays behind me...

[extreme gmc]

gotta make sure i own jrod...

[XxInFaxX]

this isnt the whore thread! keep the other one alive! lol

[JROD©™®]

yeah suddenly jrod is catching up huh? today is my 1 month anniversary at SIC...awww...what do i get?

[blazen]

damn only one month and 350 post your gona be a contender for top post whore in a month or 2

[JROD©™®]

bwahahahaha...my father was a whore...my mother was a whore...my brother was a whore..lol...i'm kidding...i don't have a brother. ;-)

[blazen]

wow whats your mom gonna say when she finds out what you called her

[JROD©™®]

d'oh!!!! i said i was kidding...oh i'm sorry momma!!!!! i'll give this dog to her

:doggy_125 :bigun2:

oh damn...the dog got to' up from da flo' up....

[blazen]

you were letting the dog hump your leg werent you

[JROD©™®]

yes... :-(

[blazen]

yeah suddenly jrod is catching up huh? today is my 1 month anniversary at SIC...awww...what do i get?
here we all chiped in and got you this i hope you like
http://img213.exs.cx/img213/1349/sm1085011040nn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[JROD©™®]

DAMN....wow...almost got in trouble there man...i check the link and i see a nice rack covered by a bikini!!! nice...

[blazen]

oh it came up as a link

[JROD©™®]

no it came up as an inserted image....

[blazen]

so you see a big picture right. just wanna know if i did it right. i'm not that great with this computer stuff but i'm learning

[JROD©™®]

yeah i see it...if you want to put a naughty image as a link...use the little globe with the chain link logo. if you just wanna throw the image in the post...you the little yellow mountain button right before the # sign...

[blazen]

i just go to image shack and copy one of the line, which ever one i want and paste it on here and it works. i tried it using the icons and it just put the pic with [img] around it

[JROD©™®]

oh ok...yeah imageshacks code usually works here...but they don't work at mys10... :-( which is too bad...cause their thumbnail links are cool especially for large digital images...

[blazen]

yeah you really gotta be a post whore because you got to site you gotta keep up with i'm only on this one

[blazen]

hey my little thing where it says v8 454 hasnt changed i wonder if thats it. if it is i gotta have someone change it for me. but i gotta think of something cool

[JROD©™®]

yeah i got two windows open one here and one there...its cool...i'm so gonna get fired...

[blazen]

how much work do you get done

[JROD©™®]

its like office space...i zone out in the AM...before lunch...after lunch...like at 2 and again at 3. from 330-5pm i get all my work done...its a breeze...somedays though...when my skills are needed...i don't get on the net ONCE...and i mean not even for a split second check...

[blazen]

that was a good movie i like when they smashed that printer or what ever it was

[JROD©™®]

yeah the fax machine...very funny...

[blazen]

they were acting all cool and stuff but they werent so cool when they found out they had over $100,000 after about 1 week. then they were just scared sh*t

[JROD©™®]

once i had an extra grand in my bank account...didn't know where it came from...statement didn't indicate that any transfer or deposits had been made...i didn't do anything for like a week...then i called the bank...3 months later its still there...i call again...same thing...nothing. so day by day i withdraw my ATM limit...keep it cash..and never heard anything about it...

[blazen]

damn thats just lucky. my guess is you either spent it on your truck or a chick

i found a penny once

[JROD©™®]

a chick...but i'm single now...so really i should have spent it on my truck...because i still have my truck...

[blazen]

yup thats how usually goes. i was smart i had a chick for 5 years i dont think i spent a grand on her for the whole 5 years combined. i had her trained pretty well

[JROD©™®]

well hell i didn't spend it all on her...it was for both of us...we took a trip...

[blazen]

oh thats not that bad then cause you can say you wanted to go on a trip but you just need someone to go with so you took her.

[JROD©™®]

yeah...it was fun...wow...good TIMES!!!

[blazen]

dont get all caught up in the past it'll just make you depressed. think about the future and all the girls you'll get to go on trips with

[JROD©™®]

hey StarBucks is in here...she is mocking me and my memories!!!

[blazen]

starbucks haha

[JROD©™®]

she is still here...

damn i love that photo...its freakin hot...i wonder which one is nikki...

[blazen]

she is just lurking around in the shadows waiting to make her move

[blazen]

and then bam shes gonna hit ya with something

[blazen]

i just went on her site and i think is the second one in from the left i only say that because of the hair color
damn shes hot

[XxInFaxX]

lol, you 2 and your whoring.

[XxInFaxX]

Whores!!!!!!!!!!!

[JROD©™®]

haha...blazen...your a whore...

[XxInFaxX]

hey JROD, so is your whole family!!!!!!!!







or so you say! :)

[JROD©™®]

ouch!!! so you read that one too huh...

[JROD©™®]

oh yeah...well someones dime has a dent in it...and it ain't mine!!!

[XxInFaxX]

heh, you wanna see the front end?

[XxInFaxX]

and its not mine any more either. they totaled that bish!

[JROD©™®]

is that the front end in your avy...looks bad man...too bad...she was a pretty black bish...

[XxInFaxX]

yep, thats my front end. yeah, she was sexy!

[XxInFaxX]

http://community.webshots.com/scripts/editPhotos.fcgi?action=viewall&albumID=247708333

click on "ouch"

[blazen]

hey JROD, so is your whole family!!!!!!!!







or so you say! :)

wow your the first person to call me that i alway get called a whore in training

[blazen]

http://community.webshots.com/scripts/editPhotos.fcgi?action=viewall&albumID=247708333

click on "ouch"
link dont work it say you must be owner

[XxInFaxX]

i have to discuss with Tman, you could both be worthy

[XxInFaxX]

i do believe we have 2 positions left! lol

[XxInFaxX]

try this one...oops

http://community.webshots.com/user/xxinfaxx

[blazen]

i've gotten in a good amout of post lately
that sucks truck got smashed pretty bad
nice 4 wheeler

[XxInFaxX]

that truck got owned :(



thanks, but its not mine. my buddy is sellin it. wanna buy it? lol

[JROD©™®]

haha...is that your vibrator...

[XxInFaxX]

ya know, after lookin at those pics again i miss my apartment!


but livin home is so much cheaper! lol


not sayin my parties dont kick ass still...but *snifF*

[XxInFaxX]

haha...is that your vibrator...


na, was my roommates...was funny puttin it next to him and him waking up though. lol


why? you wanna borrow it? ill mail it out to you! im sure its broken in. lol

[JROD©™®]

thats pretty cool...most chicks try to keep that all a big secret...i caught a friend using hers once...more good times...

[blazen]

thats pretty cool...most chicks try to keep that all a big secret...i caught a friend using hers once...more good times...
was she useing it on you

[XxInFaxX]

thats pretty cool...most chicks try to keep that all a big secret...i caught a friend using hers once...more good times...


na, they gave us shows. now that was fun!


ended up she became bi-sexual. no wonder she let my other female roommate use it on her. lol

[blazen]

damn i wish i could have seen that

[XxInFaxX]

damn i wish i could have seen that


hit me up on aim or msn...ill show you the girl who gave the shows! :)

[JROD©™®]

that is cool...nah she used my hand after that...

[XxInFaxX]

that is cool...nah she used my hand after that...


werent good enuff to use your mouth? :)

[JROD©™®]

couldn't use my mouf...it was busy elsewhere...

[XxInFaxX]

cant multi-task...FIRED!

[JROD©™®]

lol...i only got 2 hands and 1 mouth...

[blazen]

hit me up on aim or msn...ill show you the girl who gave the shows! :)
it would help if you were on

[blazen]

it would help if you were on
never mind i had the wrong name

[XxInFaxX]

lol. good job jacka$s


aim - xxinfaxx
msn - redsdime@hotmail.com

[blazen]

lol...i only got 2 hands and 1 mouth...
you got feet dont you

[JROD©™®]

true dat...i guess i failed her... :-(

[XxInFaxX]

true dat...i guess i failed her... :-(

lets ask her!

[blazen]

the more body parts you through in the mix the better off you are

[JROD©™®]

not feet though...thats gross...i sure could go a some of that righta bout now...

[blazen]

i see we dont have a feet fetish. if you lick between there toes it makes them gigle

[JROD©™®]

i can lick her elsewhere and make her giggle...and jiggle...

[blazen]

jiggle i just had a good vision

[JROD©™®]

speaking of which...oh damn...i don't have it here..i'll PM you lata...

[blazen]

mmmm jello

[JROD©™®]

HEY!!! HEY!!!! *snaps fingers...

pay attention...now we were talking about your commute to TX...sheesh...where was i...mmm...jiggling jello...

[blazen]

the texas was on the other thread

[blazen]

i'm gettin confused to many threads at once plus aim

[OBI WAN]

jiggle i just had a good vision

I can ruin that vision. Just picture and old man jiggling it dry!!!

[blazen]

ok that ruined it i just picture an old man jiggleing it in jello. i'm not so hungry any more

[XxInFaxX]

ok john, you killed all good jiggly things!

[blazen]

hey where is tman i havent seen him in a while

[XxInFaxX]

welcome to yesterdays topic! he vanished?!?

[blazen]

this is pretty cool because we can have 2 conversation at once. actually as many as we want there an unlimited number of threads.

[XxInFaxX]

yeah, but lets not get em confused. lol

[blazen]

yeah done that already

[XxInFaxX]

haha, owned!

[blazen]

yeah you could say that

[JROD©™®]

who got owned!!!!!!

[XxInFaxX]

your mom!



wow, that was lame

[blazen]

i got owned

[T Man]

hey where is tman i havent seen him in a while


Spring break!!!!! I will not be on too much this week. I have People to do and things to see. I will however drink in anyones honor. Just put a request down.

[blazen]

spring break what a wonderfull time to bad i didnt go to collage but than again you dont need to go to collage to go on spring break

[XxInFaxX]

drink some for me. its been 2 days for me :(


lol

[OBI WAN]

drink some for me. its been 2 days for me :(


lol


Lets see if you can keep that going!!!!

[blazen]

drink for me too.

hey every body ask tman to get drunk for you . lets see how drunk we can get him

[XxInFaxX]

Lets see if you can keep that going!!!!


nope, goin out after work the the guys for a couple drinks

[XxInFaxX]

drink for me too.

hey every body ask tman to get drunk for you . lets see how drunk we can get him



hrm, usually guys try to get girls drunk. hey, whatever floats your boat!

[blazen]

hey dont look at me he lives in kansas that aint around here

[XxInFaxX]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[blazen]

i got nothin

[XxInFaxX]

sounds personal. but its good to be clean!

[blazen]

be safe thats my motto

[XxInFaxX]

but it feels so much better not. lol

[blazen]

yeah but i got lasting problems so i like the one that make you numb but then you dont feel anything so its pointless. i tried to do it with one of those numbing condoms but i went numb and so did she than we both started laughing and had to stop.

[XxInFaxX]

lol. atleast you can admit it....and i think if my **** went numb during sex i would cry. but it would be funny as hell. i think they do make sprays and such for that. idk im not a porn expert. lol

[blazen]

yeah they make all kinds of **** but i've only used wierd condoms and some gel that get warm when you touch it. but when i go see all my friends i am going to the amazing super store which is porn shop. i gotta see what they got. maybe i'll even buy myself a blow doll or 2

[XxInFaxX]

oh wow. your gettin desperate in your new town with the blow up doll. lol


whatever gets you off man! if i were you i'd go to the bars, and buy some ladies some drinks! will get you warmer pu*** then a blow up doll!

[blazen]

i was just kidding about the blow up doll geez. yeah i gotta start gettin out to much time on here

[XxInFaxX]

yeah, you need to take a break. your catching up kinda quick with me! lol

[T Man]

Those trojan warming ones kick ass. It is just like there is nothign there at all. When I have to wrap up, that is my choice

[blazen]

hey i am catching up quick i'm already in the top 5

[XxInFaxX]

only had to use one once, wouldnt know. lol



BAREBACK!!!!!!!

[blazen]

only had to use one once, wouldnt know. lol



BAREBACK!!!!!!!
bareback as opposed to a sattle

[XxInFaxX]

heh, or a condom!

[blazen]

oh i see

[T Man]

/\ /\ /\ /\

The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead

[blazen]

the hampster died along time ago

[T Man]

ha ha, at least you are honest

[blazen]

no i'm actually a liar there never was a hampster

[blazen]

now i own t man as well

[StarStruckS10]

I came on this thread and randomly clicked a page..like page 10..and saw you guys talking about me lurking in the shadows haunting jrods memories, and I didn't even realize it heh cant believe i missed the condom conversation

[XxInFaxX]

where the hell is JROD?

[T Man]

im back

[XxInFaxX]

damn, just when it was peaceful around here. now you're goin to scare all the ladies away!

[blazen]

i hope he dont scare them away were finally get some cool chicks on here. but i bet t man is a p.i.m.p. anyways

[StarStruckS10]

thats right...im outta here!!!

just playin..;)

[blazen]

thats right...im outta here!!!

just playin..;)
hey guys we finally got rid of her

j/k dunkin

i feel like i need a british accent went i call you dunkin

[XxInFaxX]

reminds me of the wizard of oz - somethin about the wicked with bein' gone :)



j/p starstruck

[StarStruckS10]

wow no love on this thread :cry_125:

i'm sure jrod wont do me like that...if he ever comes back!

[blazen]

wow no love on this thread :cry_125:

i'm sure jrod wont do me like that...if he ever comes back!
yeah what happen to him i havent seen him in a few days

[JROD©™®]

i still luv ya Starby's....well i went home to the coast for Easter weekend...i've been checking the site...seeing all the goodtimes...but i couldn't login...I tried 10 times...5 first time...then I got my 15 minute time out...5 more times and I changed my password...still nothing...so I just waited till i got back here in Austin....looks like I got a lot of reading to do...

[blazen]

hey sup jrod you missed a great conversation between me infax and a new girl (sexyblue).

[JROD©™®]

in here or where?

[blazen]

in here or where?
read ernies bored at work we did the whole thread in one night it took about 6-7 hours

[JROD©™®]

wow...thats alot of reading...will do though...bunch of whores!!!!!!

[blazen]

wow...thats alot of reading...will do though...bunch of whores!!!!!!
hey we were bored

[JROD©™®]

well lots of things were said...i didn't read...i can't get motivated... :-(

[blazen]

yeah theres lots of stuff there

[12sws27]

Did I winz????

[T Man]

NO

[Jongo88]

I think we found him...

[Mikz86TA]

In Eric's closet...