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OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:15 PM
Happy Birthday to our fearless leader, UNCLE ARTHUR!!! May you get many female spankings!
blazen
03-22-05, 08:17 PM
his birthday is tommarow i think we should start a good roasting thread for him so we can show our love
XxInFaxX
03-22-05, 08:18 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!



heh, a THIRD whore thread? now that wouldn't be nice!!!!!!!!!
OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:25 PM
A roast, HUH!!


Why did the Mexican jump the fence?
To become and American!


Knock, knock!


Who's there?


Arthur.


Arthur who?


Arthur any leftovers?
OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:34 PM
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and
would be away from SICGMTRUCKS.COM for an indefinite period of time.

Arthur was worried about leaving his Model alone
with all those horny Jedi Knights of the SICGMTRUCKS.COM. So he went
to OBI WAN for some advice.

After explaining his predicament to OBI WAN, the JEDI KNIGHT
looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up
with something, and asked him to come back in a week.

A week later, Arthur was back in OBI WANS laboratory
where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention.
It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large
hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, OBI WAN!"
the king Athur exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this
supposed to protect m'lady, the Model?"

"Ah, sire, just observe." said OBI WAN as he searched his
cluttered work bench until he found what he was looking for.
He then selected his most worn-out light saber, one that he was
going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping
aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine
blade came down and cut it neatly in two.

"OBI WAN, you are a genius!" said the greatful monarch, "Now
I can leave, knowing that my Model is fully protected."

After putting his Model in the device, King Arthur then set
out upon his Quest. Several weeks passed until he returned
to SICGMTRUCKS.COM.

Immediately he assembled all his knights in the live chat room
and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm'
inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was
either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except
SuperchargedZQ8.

"SuperchargedZQ8," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true
knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me.
What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is
yours!"

But SuperchargedZQ8 was speechless.
blazen
03-22-05, 08:37 PM
haha that was good
XxInFaxX
03-22-05, 08:38 PM
:lol:

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OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:39 PM
Cumpleaños felices. ¡Pueda el golpe de damas usted bien!
blazen
03-22-05, 08:40 PM
Cumpleaños felices. ¡Pueda el golpe de damas usted bien!
i have no clue
OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:42 PM
Practicing my Spanish!
XxInFaxX
03-22-05, 08:43 PM
according to altavista:

Happy birthdays. The blow of ladies can well you!



i think i have an idea. lol
XxInFaxX
03-22-05, 08:44 PM
lets go for italian:


buon compleanno. spero che otteniate una parte piacevole dell'asino
OBI WAN
03-22-05, 08:49 PM
happy birthday. I hope that you obtain a pleasant part of the ***.
blazen
03-22-05, 08:49 PM
english please thats all i speak
Admin
03-22-05, 08:54 PM
Thanks guys this means alot.
XxInFaxX
03-22-05, 08:55 PM
hey, JROD hasnt said it yet, can we share his prize? lol
blazen
03-22-05, 08:59 PM
you know we all love ya, and nice job on the site looking good
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-22-05, 09:57 PM
*Holding up sign*

*Sign says: "Can I have my tongue back, now?!"*
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-22-05, 09:59 PM
Glad fødselsdag! Kunn kvinnene alltid leker med Deres sverd! Og kan Deres sverd aldri skuffer dem!
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-22-05, 10:00 PM
Derfor gjør det lager De en Pisces eller en Aries? Mars 23 er Aries, men min astrologi er en bit rusten.
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-22-05, 10:02 PM
Um. . . Forgot myself for a little there -- was stuck in viking mode. What I said in the last post was: "So, does that make you a Pisces or an Aries? March 23 should be Aries, but my astrology is a bit rusty."
StarStruckS10
03-22-05, 11:08 PM
Ok so I can't speak any great language so I hope English will do..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ;)
Maximus
03-22-05, 11:39 PM
You don't look a day over 60 Aurthur lmao!!
blazen
03-23-05, 12:02 AM
now it offically his birthday
bvr775
03-23-05, 12:09 AM
when you sober up enough to read this....happy b-day Art.
ZR1-S10
03-23-05, 12:49 AM
Happy birthday!
Admin
03-23-05, 02:05 AM
Yea I am an Aries.
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-23-05, 03:54 AM
You don't seem tempermental enough, though. . . Trust me, I know Aries WELL (my own B-Day is March 30). . .

But, in case you don't speak Norwegian (very few who aren't Norwegian actually do!): Happy Birthday! I'll leave the rest untranslated. . . It's all good, though!
OBI WAN
03-23-05, 06:29 AM
No one got the balls to roast him other than me?
mrselfdestruct
03-23-05, 07:21 AM
I, personally, am not creative enough to talk smack at a short notice.

but wherever you are, and whatever you're doing right now, I hope its a "balls deep" birthday!

and thats a good thing, of course. heheh....
Supercharged-ZQ8
03-23-05, 08:03 AM
No one got the balls to roast him other than me?
I only "roast" people when they've pissed me off -- and Arthur hasn't done that. It's just not my style.
JROD©™®
03-23-05, 09:26 AM
happy birthday....i won't roast...the guy is about to mail out my prize...
joker2040
03-23-05, 11:34 AM
Happy Birthday!!!
blazen
03-23-05, 12:07 PM
No one got the balls to roast him other than me?
i would but its kinda hard to come up with things about the name arthur
Mike 92S10
03-23-05, 02:16 PM
Happy birthday oh fearless leader