calling in sick

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Think carefully, if you're debating calling in sick, here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work.

(according to MSN, 3/23/05)


I was sprayed by a skunk.


I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.


My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.


I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.


I forgot to come back to work after lunch.


I couldn't find my shoes.


I hurt myself bowling.


I was spit on by a venomous snake.


I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.


A hitman was looking for me.


My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.


I eloped.


My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.


My cat unplugged my alarm clock.


I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.


I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.


I forgot what day of the week it was.


Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.


A tree fell on my car.


My monkey died.

[damon96706]

Hilarious!

The strangest excuse I've heard is "I decided to give myself some time off due to a general lack of interest."

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Hilarious!

The strangest excuse I've heard is "I decided to give myself some time off due to a general lack of interest."
:lol: :lol:

[OBI WAN]

Being a boss there really not unusual, Ive heard some of in real life many times.
What I usually do for cronics skippers is like when they call in sick for a few days,bring me the doctors receipt, or the car broke down, the autoparts receipts and or the shops. Now there on the other end going ?????? **** and dont come back without them I add or you'll have the rest of the week off and maybe more!