Boobs

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Breasts are known by many names! Here are a few of my favorites, as well as the more unique ideas sent by viewers:

Boobs still the best! I just love saying 'boobs'
Tits
Nibblers
Big 'uns only applicable to some
Crowd Pleasers
(o)(o)
Grips
The Pointer Sisters
Chihuahuas
Bombs - A bombs are smalla nd watch out for H bombs
Mardi Gras Specials
The Two Towers
Bra Bunnies
Dracula Biscuits
Girly Guns
Milkies
Tupperware - juggs made of plastic, get it?

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Celebrities With Fake Boobs...
Yes, your favorite celebrity may have a BIG secret. Fake tits! Some of these are pretty obvious, some are less. There are surely more augmented celebs out there, but these are the ones that have been CONFIRMED by outside sources (ie- what I read in magazines, see on E!, or read online). Regardless, all of them have pretty breast implants.

Toni Braxton
Shannon Elizabeth
Christina Aguilera
Lil' Kim
Donna D'errico
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (Fastlane)
Brooke Burke (ex-E! Wild-On Host)
Carol Grow (E! Search Party Host)
Farrah Fawcett
Mariah Carey
Kari Wuhrer
Carmen Electra
Leean Tweeden (Host of Extreme)
Whitney Houston
Anna Nicole Smith
Jessica Hahn
Demi Moore
Dahm Triplets (SIX identical perfect boobs!)
Cher
Denise Richards
Chyna
Stephanie Seymore
Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch, star of her own homemade sex vid!)
Camille Grammar (Kelsey Grammar's wife)
Courtney Love
Jenny McCarthy
Nicole Eggert (removed after Baywatch)
Kiana Tom (Kiana's Flex Appeal)
Brande Roderick (Baywatch, Playboy Playmate of the Year)
Stephanie McMahon (WWE General Manager)
Torrie, Trish, Jacqueline, and Terri (also WWE. But isn't wrestling real?)
Pamela Anderson (duh)
Monica Brant (ex-Ms. Fitness Olympia)
Vanessa Williams
Morgan Fairchild
Jaime Bergman
Heather Locklear
Melanie Griffith
Tori Spelling (UPDATE: Her botched boob job has been fixed!)
Holly Robinson
Mary J. Blige
Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
Mia St. John (professional boxer, playmate)
Nikki Ziering
Melissa Rivers
Ytossie Patterson (Temptation Island - got them afterwards)
Erin Collins (Survivor 5)
Heidi Strobel (Survivor 6)
Krista Allen (Baywatch Hawaii, Days of our Lives)
Brandy Ledford (Baywatch Hawaii, Invisible Man, Rat Race)
Katie Price (aka "Jordan" - I'm a Celebrity UK)
Natasha Hamilton ("Tash" - Atomic Kitten)
Vivica A. Fox
Beth Otrosky
Traci Bingham (Baywatch, Surreal Life)
Susan Hawk (Survivor 1, Survivor All-stars)
Tara Reid (Brand New!)

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How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.

What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille for "lick here".

What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her nice ass.

Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.


What do you call 250 Indian maidens without nipples?
The Indian Nippleless 500.


What is Michel's favorite Christmas song?
"All I want for Christmas are my two front teats, my two front teats..."


Most bees make honey, but what kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!

[mrselfdestruct]

oh man. i almost pooped my pants. then i realized i had no pants on...

must... find.... pants...

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What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille for "lick here".

thats some funny **** man LOL