Why handguns are better than women. . .

[Krazny]

#11 - A Gun gets to the point




#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.




#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN

YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.




#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL

PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.




#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN

FOR A BACK UP.




#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.




#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE




#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.




#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"




#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.




AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...




#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!

[Sexyblue22]

That's just wrong... but funny.

[OBI WAN]

My trucks fits in the same way!

[XxInFaxX]

but john, you dont wanna silence that baby! you wanna make her scream!

[blazen]

#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
aint that true

[nomaboy]

a mute button for a woman....I hope I'm alive to see that invention.

[HIM]

you wont. only remedy i can think of to not have to listen to ***** is blow your eardrums out listening to music really loud. Then youll go deaf and never have to worry ever again.