learn chinese in 5 minutes

[blazen]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao




Stupid Man

Dum Gai




Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni




Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?




I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni




It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim




This is a tow away zone

No Pah King




You are not very bright

Yu So Dum




I got this for free

Ai No Pei




I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?




Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?




They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.




Stay out of sight

Lei Lo




He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.




Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki




I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching

[OBI WAN]

Chinese menu

A LA CARTE DINNER COMBINATIONS $2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie

Cum Drop Soup
Pee Yu Platter
Hoo Flung Poo
Suc Sum Tit
Yung Poon Tang

Not available after 10:00 PM
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69


LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69 Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone
2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99 Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge
3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99 Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast
4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99 Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69 No take out orders You get what you pay for
6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99 Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99 Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99 Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99 Chef's Special Chef's Special

12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69 Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special

[blazen]

haha

[Krazny]

Lol

[inprogress10]

these are absolutely fu**** hilarious. bravo fellas.
:D

[PitchBlackBlzr]

thats just outstanding fellas