HIM
04-02-05, 02:00 AM
OK my great uncle told me this one one day when he was half ways drunk so here goes...
A man walks into a church and asks to be blessed with holy water. The priest blesses him and begins to walk away. The man asks what is so special about this "holy water". The preist replies well if you put it on a pregnant womens stomach shell have a baby boy. The man says "thats all". Ive got a bottle of fluid here that is much better than that. The preist is curious and asks well what is it. The man replies "its terpentine". A bit surprised the priest kind of laughs and says what is so special about that. The man says well if you put a drop of this on a cats ass itll out run a motorcycle.
A man walks into a church and asks to be blessed with holy water. The priest blesses him and begins to walk away. The man asks what is so special about this "holy water". The preist replies well if you put it on a pregnant womens stomach shell have a baby boy. The man says "thats all". Ive got a bottle of fluid here that is much better than that. The preist is curious and asks well what is it. The man replies "its terpentine". A bit surprised the priest kind of laughs and says what is so special about that. The man says well if you put a drop of this on a cats ass itll out run a motorcycle.