Ever wake up in jail....

[jjwalker]

and have a mugshot in your pocket.....like the sheriffs dept. was playing a joke.

Here is the one that I found in my pocket when I left.

[Krazny]

LOL.

Nope.
Not yet.

[T Man]

JJ, what the hell, you crazy bastard

[jjwalker]

I also got to keep my riveted bracelet that is impossible to rip off.

****, I would have been happy with the orange suit and the rubber flip flops.

[blazen]

you one crazy bastard

[jjwalker]

no joke, scissors wouldnt cut it off, I had to use wire cutters! The bracelet I mean and it was riveted to my wrist

[jjwalker]

check out this freaky vodka bottle.... 2pics...

[DROPPEDGMC]

:lol:

[T Man]

thats why you wake up in jail stoopid

[importmaster1300]

I think they put that pic there to remind you that you were there.

[Sparky2263]

Did the motor make it throuh this round? ;)

[jjwalker]

yes it did actually, it has made it through several...


Check out this picture from inside the bottle!

[jjwalker]

anyway, anyone else got a mugshot...?

[jjwalker]

dont lie, yall know you do!!!!

[importmaster1300]

No but I have a serious record for "street racing"!

[Sparky2263]

I never got one as a souvineer. Dammit!

Had a few in the paper though. Damn small town newspapers.

[importmaster1300]

ROTFLMAO!
Small towns suck,........like mine.......fukkin kops!

[jjwalker]

yeah, mine got posted in the paper too...It just said my address and the offense commited and by whom.

It was just for fighting, nothing serious.

[Sparky2263]

I hear ya'. Long past for me, I used up my lifetime supply of alcohol long ago. ;)

[Supercharged-ZQ8]

I'm going to be dense here for a moment. . . WAS the sheriff's dept playing a joke, or were you really, legally, in jail?

But, to answer your question: No, I've never WOKEN UP in jail -- but I have been "escorted" there. . . Long story made short: Me = bad temper, another bar patron = not quick enough, pool cue + face (repeatedly) = trip to the Iron Bar Hotel.

[jjwalker]

no, I was really in jail, but they snuck a copy of my mugshot into my pocket...

[Supercharged-ZQ8]

no, I was really in jail, but they snuck a copy of my mugshot into my pocket...
OK, gotcha. . .

[XxInFaxX]

havent woken up in jail, but i like how they snuck the pic into your pocket!

[JROD©™®]

jj that bottle wasn't so weird...kinda big though...and i think you can find something better to wear than Curve...it smells like those wax teeth people wear during Halloween... :-D Marc Jacobs is the way to go...or Egoiste Platinum by Chanel or Vera Wang for men...

but i mean i wouldn't know anything about it...

i like this brandy with pear in bottle....you can find it at most liquor stores for about $65.00

http://images.send.com/104395_big.jpg

[jjwalker]

I wear it because all the chicks around here love it. I also got a bottle of that victoria secret stuff for men....that **** is wicked!

[jjwalker]

Brandy is nasty....give me some vodka! They got this irish vodka stuff that is really good, dont remember what it is called right off hand. Hot damn right out the freezer is good stuff too!

[JROD©™®]

you said last night.... :-)

danzka vodka is good...its like a cape cod in a bottle...

http://www.bevmo.com/115images/68543.jpg

[jjwalker]

how did we go from mugshot to vodka?

[JROD©™®]

you and your polar ice...

[jjwalker]

oh....sorry

[stepside2k1s10]

dude, I think we all know why we went from mugshot to vodka...the vodka had led to the mugshot!!!