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OBI WAN
11-23-04, 07:42 PM
And get away with!!!

1: Talk about a huge breasts!
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: It's Cool Whip time!
4: If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5: Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat.
11: Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you stick it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18: That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19: How long do I beat it before it's ready?

importmaster1300
11-23-04, 08:01 PM
Rotflmao!!!!

PitchBlackBlzr
11-23-04, 08:22 PM
umm...let me recover from choking on my tongue...LMFAO!

XxInFaxX
11-23-04, 08:48 PM
haha. im sure mom would love to hear some of them. ever try any of those on her back in the day jon?

Minitrucker4lyfe
11-24-04, 09:54 AM
lol i'll have to use some of those.

Importh8tr
11-24-04, 04:25 PM
HA HA HA... That was so funny! You bet I'll be using them lines...

T Man
11-25-04, 01:04 PM
ha ha, that is some funny stuvv right there