Turtles Humping

[T Man]

Saw it in my backyard today...insert your own funny caption

http://www.s10planet.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3445&stc=1&d=1191183474

[Hammer Head]

I hope she likes it slow & easy.. :rimshot:

[Blazer69]

man he is tappin that a$$...lol

[T Man]

I heard something *****ing about not having her needs met, and how it was always all about him, and so quick, so i went to investigate. Found this, shortly thereafter, he fell asleep

[Blazer69]

did he pull the angry pirate on her? lol

[Hammer Head]

LMFAO

[mrmidnight]

Slow and steady wins the race, right baby?

[87wildside]

Here is the vid....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7staJcn5RHc

[lucy_blue_93]

pull a dirty sanchez little man, pull a dirty sanchez.

[SlowSonoma]

NOOOO! Pull a Bucking Bronco!!!!

[C4Tom]

Hey baby... let's do it "doggy style"!!!

[Mikz86TA]

Turtle Style !! Like DoggyStyle only slower

[Blazer69]

turtle version of knocked up? lol

[Hammer Head]

Sounded like he was likin it in that video.

[The Enemy]

barry white ALWAYS works. ALWAYS.

Lee

[Mikz86TA]

A lil Barry, a lil Courvoisier and alot of sensuous Mikz!! hehehe Tha ladies cant resist =)

[The Enemy]

I"ve got a pickup truck, a dozen roses and a 12 inch dick..... thats all i thought i needed......

Lee

[Hammer Head]

So where did you buy that dick?

[Hammer Head]

Maybe you went to the same place I did.. BTW, isn't 'chicken ranch' another way of saying whore house? That's what I always thought & seeing two things on the menu that were funny, at least to me, I snagged a pic w/ my phone.

[Mikz86TA]

Hahahahahahaha!!! NOw thats just plain funny right there Jason!! Lee, isnt that a country song?

[The Enemy]

comedian sang it, i forget who it is, they are on the Bob and Tom show a lot....

Lee

[T Man]

Was it maybe Tim Wilson?

[Hammer Head]

The dude who sang 'titties n' beer'?

[lucy_blue_93]

RODNEY CARRINGTON.

[lucy_blue_93]

sorry its 2 posts, my computer effed up...but that mofo is hilarious. need to look up i like my women like i like my chicken.

[The Enemy]

u like to fry your women and eat them??

Lee

[Slaymanic]

I like my women like I like my coffee...hot wet black and sticky...or...ground up and in the freezer :P

I wonder if that turtle got shell shock from you taking it's picture?

[Joker2040]

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