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[Apprentice #4]

It's not that notacable in the pic, but it's a '89-'97 10th gen Ford T-Bird with a Z28 badge slapped on the rear.

[Mikz86TA]

How embarrasing.
Theres a guy here with a genero VTEC emblem on a 98 C1500 Silvy. Apparently he doesnt get VTEC isnt VORTEC

[04silveradomykk]

How about this mustang, GT 50% LOL

http://65mustang.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/smartinor.jpg

[Hammer Head]

hahaha.. that's about as good as seeing a hardtop w/ a spyder badge (for those not in the know a spyder is only a convertible) or a 2 seater w/ the 2+2 badging (again, for those not in the know a 2+2 means a two seater w/ the addition of a back seat equaling FOUR seats). I also stopped in to PepBoys this afternoon to pick up an exhaust bend only to find a huge chrome exhaust tip.. thing had to be about 6-7" in diameter. I remember when PB didn't always cater to the ricer crowd. Such a shame, really.

[Hammer Head]

Hey Mykk.. I was next to one of those Toyotas this afternoon on the way home.. but it didn't look as cool as that one. You know, I gotta give it the originally card. It's also not done too badly for a ricer, either. I'd check her oil.

[04silveradomykk]

gotta find her dipstick first, if she has one

[Hammer Head]

When you can't find a suitable dipstick.. use a finger or three.

[Mikz86TA]

here ya go Jason
look under the right of the spoiler..Spyder

[Hammer Head]

LMAO.. Yea Mike, that's the **** (read ignorance) I'm talkin about.. cracks me up.

[boxcarracer963]

at my brothers school (my old high school) there is a ugly orange newer neon with a vtec sticker on both front fenders with big letters, the sticker looks like the ones u can have made, and he has nothing done to it

[boxcarracer963]

i found this and had to post it
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/ricer-17803.jpg

[droopy89]

well, i thought some cars around here were bad, i was wrong

[Hammer Head]

That car's got a lot goin on.. there's the 5.0 badge from a mustang, nismo(which is Nissan's performance parts program), Sti (which I believe is Subaru's performance parts), HKS, looks like tin foil rims.. obviously cardboard ground effects & hood scoop.. & if I had to take a guess at the manufacturer of this wagon.. I'd guess Toyota. Interesting ****, to say the least.

[Hammer Head]

Personally, & I really hope I'm right on this one, I think some kids did this up as a goof.. just to have a little fun.

[Everfalling]

lol check out my avatar some time....you can find 3 more shots of the same car on ricecop.com.....oh and personally I'd rock that wagon till the wheels fell off.....imagine the look on someone's face when you pull up to them at a red light and just revv the **** out of it then "N" drop it......priceless

[boxcarracer963]

lol i think its a sentra wagon, i had the same thing but not a wagon and minus the cardboard and whatnot

[Mikz86TA]

When I lived in Gainesville, there was a guy with a red CRX. He had a COWL HOOD!


WHY?

[04silveradomykk]

I knew a guy who had a triangular hole cut out of the hood of his CRX, except the hole was offset to the passenger side and was open over the distributor?!

[Hammer Head]

.. maybe he liked misfires because it sounded like he had a cam in it..IDK?

[firefighter]

I swear to you I saw a Subaru WRX thingy with side skirts made from ALUMINUM SIDING, wait for it........ the TEXTURED KIND. :bouncy_12 I laughed so hard I started crying I had to pull over the worst part my wife was laughing hard as hell too. If that poor guy only knew he woulda killed himself like he should.

[Hammer Head]

lmao.. that's called 'speed ridges' in the field. They help w/ air-flow around the car.. same as they do a house in a wind storm!

[firefighter]

LMMFAO!!! Speed ridges.......

[Hammer Head]

:D

[Mikz86TA]

You mean the LOWES Racing Team members?! There was a guy with a MX3, had a dryer vent screwed to the hood (functional), dryer foil tubing for a CAI and the chicken wire speed grilles.

[Hammer Head]

Hey Mike, I'm sure you & Eric remember pix of the love machine.. w/ the functional garbage can hood scoop.

[Hammer Head]

Here's a link to the pic..

http://aboutthelife.com/index.php?cmd=/public/gallery/view/id_20/

[C4Tom]

OH WOW!! Wonder if that would look good on the Blazer..... hmmmmm.... :D

[98'S-Dime]

hey hey i got the dryer tube cai to lol and the dryer fan. that damn thing blows some air man lol looks funny under the truck but fuctional. keeps consistant power even when the engine warms up :)

[04silveradomykk]

hey hey i got the dryer tube cai to lol and the dryer fan. that damn thing blows some air man lol looks funny under the truck but fuctional. keeps consistant power even when the engine warms up :)

I need pics now!

[C4Tom]

OMG... no way?! Pics man... pics!!

[Mikz86TA]

Thats awesome!

[87wildside]

Forigen but you gotta love it.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f11/SS86/ac36f098.jpg

[boxcarracer963]

this one is a must see
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/liveevil_909/honda_Stang.jpg
id drive this one tho
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/liveevil_909/****vette.jpg

[Hammer Head]

Wait one damn minute! I'd do that to a chevette & then go muddin.

[boxcarracer963]

i would put some new super swampers on it then go muddin

[Hammer Head]

..ok, agreed.

[boxcarracer963]

if you cut the fenders out that much it would work putting huge tires on a car like that? i would drive a car that looked like that

[87wildside]

I love Chevettes and Pontiac 1000s...haha, I'm white trash! I wan't to do a protouring one.

[firefighter]

Allright I found this on another dime forum it's a link of some OG ricers straight outta Tokyo Yo! :eek:


http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/20050116tas2.html



When I saw these I could harly believe my eyes. :hypnotize

[firefighter]

Oh and it gets progressivly worse as you scroll down.............

[firefighter]

Oh and try this, believe it or not there are people who would buy this...........


http://www.extremedimensions.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?SID=4Chevrolet&id=302&cat=S%2D10+94%2D04&ProdType=Body%20Kits

[87wildside]

I hate those kits!!!

[87wildside]

You were on s10forum....hahaha. I saw the same thread.

[firefighter]

Oh and TOP THAT! lol this is gonna get fun.

[firefighter]

You were on s10forum....hahaha. I saw the same thread.

Yeah so........... :o










:D

[Mikz86TA]

In the PepBoys clearance section they had a stick-on hood protector that covered the entire hood. It makes it look like a CarbonFiber hood. I should buy it =)

[firefighter]

Make sure you get the e-bay stick on sun roof too. lol

[87wildside]

Hmmmm....Stick on plastic panels to "paint" or "fix" your honda...

[Chrisvich]

In the PepBoys clearance section they had a stick-on hood protector that covered the entire hood. It makes it look like a CarbonFiber hood. I should buy it =)

Dang Mike.....why did you have to joke about it and call me out. :pop2:
HAHAHA

[Hammer Head]

Those cars from Toyko.. some of 'em weren't that bad. In fact I kinf of like a few of the subtle stylings.. like the peak over the headlights on some of the cars. I like the powder blue nissan fairlady Z, the blue '23' car at the bottom & that goldish/yellow 240/260/280 Z have what's called the G nose kit.. never liked that but my car has the fender flares.

[firefighter]

Yeah a few looked okay, but you gotta love their taste in exhaust pipes over there. lol

[Mikz86TA]

Ill try to find out who makes it so you can see. And, yes....the sunroof is a must with this =)

[Hammer Head]

Yea, those tail pipes are pretty wild. 'Specially the 20 foot high ones.

[Chrisvich]

Those cars from Toyko.. some of 'em weren't that bad. In fact I kinf of like a few of the subtle stylings.. like the peak over the headlights on some of the cars. I like the powder blue nissan fairlady Z, the blue '23' car at the bottom & that goldish/yellow 240/260/280 Z have what's called the G nose kit.. never liked that but my car has the fender flares.

what about this one?

[Hammer Head]

w/out the body kit.. I'd drive it like I stole it. IDK, I guess I'm just one of those guys that likes subtle changes & doesn't like to advertise.. unless it really IS that fast.

[Chrisvich]

It was my car about 4-5 years back. Ran consistant 13.01's with ~350 horse on 10lbs of boost, 310cc injectors, race cams blah blah blah

[Hammer Head]

I would have painted that hood though. I've never been one that liked the carbon fiber or primered hood look. I like it, really I do. I even like that body kit.. but if it didn't have the hp to back it up I wouldn't like it as much. That make sense?

[Blazer69]

stupid people

[lucy_blue_93]

i saw an old subaru with a v-tech head bolted to the hood...not functional of course...just bolted to the hood. i laughed soo hard.

[brooksstls]

This thread is ridiculous. I've seen plenty of people on this site to point the finger at......With retarded looking body kits and fiberglass dashboards, ridiculous amonts of speakers, un-needed cowl hoods and hood scoops and such. It's pretty much the same thing. I think these pictures are funny too, but make sure you don't have a goofy looking ride before you laugh at someone else. You have to remember a lot of these guys have no idea what a lot of that stuff even means. Hell, I saw a guy on this site asking how to install a cam. A cam is nothing for most car guys. I've seen people asking how to do simple things like using a voltmeter or ohmmeter, or even worse....THERE IS PEOPLE AROUND HERE SPRAY PAINTING AND ROLLER PAINTING THEIR CARS! Kinda the same mentality.

[boxcarracer963]

if i had a jap car i would put every penny i had into the engine and good suspension and make the outside look bone stock, and brooksstl, who on here has a retarded looking body kit? and what do you mean by ridiculous amount of speakers i have 4-10's is that ridiculous? and i personally think trucks can look good with spray paint, just my two pennies...

[Hammer Head]

In my defense.. I knew exactly what was goin on w/ my 'love machine' & it was a total goof.. I'd get pulled over by cops & they'd ask what the deal was & I'd tell them it was a $300 piece of crap so why not do somethin different? Then they'd laugh & let me go.

[Chrisvich]

This thread is ridiculous. I've seen plenty of people on this site to point the finger at......With retarded looking body kits and fiberglass dashboards, ridiculous amonts of speakers, un-needed cowl hoods and hood scoops and such. It's pretty much the same thing. I think these pictures are funny too, but make sure you don't have a goofy looking ride before you laugh at someone else. You have to remember a lot of these guys have no idea what a lot of that stuff even means. Hell, I saw a guy on this site asking how to install a cam. A cam is nothing for most car guys. I've seen people asking how to do simple things like using a voltmeter or ohmmeter, or even worse....THERE IS PEOPLE AROUND HERE SPRAY PAINTING AND ROLLER PAINTING THEIR CARS! Kinda the same mentality.

:ban1: Thats what forums are for...asking question about things you are unaware of and having fun. We come from all walks of life and some people are more experienced than others.

[Hammer Head]

..x2.. & what's wrong w/ spray painting/ rollering cars?

[87wildside]

This thread is ridiculous. I've seen plenty of people on this site to point the finger at......With retarded looking body kits and fiberglass dashboards, ridiculous amonts of speakers, un-needed cowl hoods and hood scoops and such. It's pretty much the same thing. I think these pictures are funny too, but make sure you don't have a goofy looking ride before you laugh at someone else. You have to remember a lot of these guys have no idea what a lot of that stuff even means. Hell, I saw a guy on this site asking how to install a cam. A cam is nothing for most car guys. I've seen people asking how to do simple things like using a voltmeter or ohmmeter, or even worse....THERE IS PEOPLE AROUND HERE SPRAY PAINTING AND ROLLER PAINTING THEIR CARS! Kinda the same mentality.You need to calm down. It's a forum. Not every car guy or girl has experiance with mechanical work. WTF, some of them are kids. And just because someone asks a question about somthing that you feel is stupid, does not mean they did it.

[Hammer Head]

.. let me tell you, I've done some stupid ****. But I'm sure we all know that. Just builds experiance.

[boxcarracer963]

In my defense.. I knew exactly what was goin on w/ my 'love machine' & it was a total goof.. I'd get pulled over by cops & they'd ask what the deal was & I'd tell them it was a $300 piece of crap so why not do somethin different? Then they'd laugh & let me go.

lol that van is pretty cool though mostly cuz of the functional trash can hood scoop:spin_125:

[Hammer Head]

hahaha.. yea, that was pretty neat. Officer took the back of his flashlight & pushed it open, looked in & had this amazed look on his face. It was priceless.

[boxcarracer963]

lol it still had the flap thing on it?

[Hammer Head]

sure did.. & once you got up to 40mph it opened up. hahaha

[87wildside]

I wonder how many pepole threw trash in there? haha.

[Hammer Head]

...One person at a supermarket did.. I came out & saw a McD's bag & cup hangin out of there.

[brooksstls]

Oh man....I did'nt mean it offensively. Just comparing. Everyone likes something different for sure.